Zoë: No, I’m coughing. See? (Fake coughing sounds) Cannot share.
Zoë: Where are baby scissors?
Me: (Too tired to get up and look for them) I don’t know, Zoë.
Zoë: (Big frown on face) How can Zoë cut paper?! Zoë not a cutter!!
She then made cutting motions with her fingers on the paper to show me that she could not cut it with just her fingers.
Zoë: See?! (Looking at me in frustration, one hand on her hip)
Zoë feeds her doll… by stuffing a cran-raisin into its mouth!