26 September 2017

w e d n e s d a y... little things that crack me up

I found this as I was clearing away old stuff. It's a page from a notebook from when Josh was in Year 5.  He had to write a few examples of complex sentences for his class work.

Even though the weather was hot, Mrs. Dale, who didn't put on sunblock, went to the beach.

Even though the water was shark-infested, Mrs. Dale went for a swim.
Even though Mrs. Dale, who had one leg bitten off by a shark, was getting sunburnt, she was as happy as ever.
Celebration of Learning day is tomorrow, but Mrs. Dale, who bled to death on the beach, was missing.
5H, who have been learning about different religions, wondered why Mr. Dale was crying.

Singwa - Wed, 27 Sep 2017

Josh has always had a quirky sense of humor. I'm beginning to appreciate this even more now that his jokes are not about farts and smelly parts. 

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kid can doodle said...

Poor Mr Dale! It went from bad to worse! YIKES!

NC Sue said...

OMG - that's hysterical!
Who is poor Mrs. Dale? Was that his teacher?
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Lydia C. Lee said...

I think he might be saying something about his teacher....? ;)

Tamar SB said...

Love it!

Pea bea said...

Creative, and the twist at the end was great. :)

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Jill Harrison said...

classic! I wonder what Mrs Dale thought about this story. Was she his teacher?

elizabeth said...

This is hilarious!

Kelleyn Rothaermel said...

His writing is brillant! Way to go!

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